— “Alternate side parking is suspended for — um — is suspended.”
I heard this on the radio this morning. And for a New Yorker it was freaking hilarious.
Backstory: What is Alternate Side?
For people who have cars in NYC and don’t want to pay for a garage, you park on the street.
BUT, the catch is they clean the streets daily. One day one side. The next day, the *other* side. So there is a musical chairs of finding parking spaces every other day.